i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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