Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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