I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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