a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just had sex on a roof
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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