did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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