If that was your dad, he is hot
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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