Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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