I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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