I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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