why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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