Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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