Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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