so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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