Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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