I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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