No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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