**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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