I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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