I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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