So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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