She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I think people are normalizing furries
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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