I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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