I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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