Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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