Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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