But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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