i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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