it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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