Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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