Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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