Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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