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  i miss you so much

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  i miss you too

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  oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are

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• (559): View more from California

  She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.

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• (424): View more from California

  The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You were more fun when you didn't have morals.

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