I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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