Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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