when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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