Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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