Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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