i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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