do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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