So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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