I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize