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(989): View more from Michigan

Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's

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(989): Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's http://tfl.nu/0ar1

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(504): View more from Louisiana

there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now

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(504): there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now http://tfl.nu/squr

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.

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(306): Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight. http://tfl.nu/dfco

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(708): View more from Illinois

having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling

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(708): having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling http://tfl.nu/2wgp

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(310): View more from California

While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.

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(310): While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating. http://tfl.nu/umg8

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.

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(860): Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried. http://tfl.nu/p6ag

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(989): View more from Michigan

Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?

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(989): Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember? http://tfl.nu/1p12

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(317): View more from Indiana

I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.

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(317): I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30. http://tfl.nu/4yw7

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(678): View more from Georgia

This is the weirdest negotiation ever.

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.

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(678): This is the weirdest negotiation ever. (814): This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue. http://tfl.nu/rt97

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.

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(270): I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/aek1

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(817): View more from Texas

We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.

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Braid them armpits, sister.

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(817): We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered. (1-817): Braid them armpits, sister. http://tfl.nu/o7hq

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(760): View more from California

so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.

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(760): so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up. http://tfl.nu/rvmx

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(650): View more from California

I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.

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(650): I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words. http://tfl.nu/h8c9

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(410): View more from Maryland

We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.

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(410): We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again. http://tfl.nu/b5s0

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(917): View more from New York City

You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand

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(917): You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand http://tfl.nu/conm

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