I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.