Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...