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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  what's the vibe there?

  (917): View more from New York City

  extraordinary amounts of gine

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night

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• (281): View more from Texas

  It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.

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