I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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