found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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