That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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