You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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