not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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