careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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