dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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