I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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