i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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