well you can't waste a boner
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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