On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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