I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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