I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My vagina is officially offended.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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