I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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