whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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