Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I need a hoe opinion
go on
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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